It's what's on the inside that counts(972): They probably have big open vaginas so the inside is no good
i mean i cnt help that this campus has the highest STI rate
I'm so hungover, I actually considered rolling down the stairs to avoid walking.
somethin' about having sex in my parents bed makes me feel like l'm finally an adult.
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Hey. I found $5 in quarters from one of those state quarter collection books. I'm using it for food tomorrow.
I'm actually agreeing with glenn beck. What the FUCK was in that margarita?!
The prostitute across the street from us is having a seizure on her front lawn again.
I am trying to figure out how to tell this kid i have a boyfriend in a way that still allows me to smoke free weed
This is a mass text. First one to reply gets head.
Before anyone claims this, this chick is in my boyfriend's phone as "Worst BJ EVER!"
Does that mean you're calling dibs or can I?
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I will not be held responsible for my vagina's poor judgment.
I'm Michael Phelps, Olympic Champion.
Are you just smoking weed? Cause that's not actually a Michael Phelps costume
Nothing more awkward that being butt ass naked in a guys bed and his ex wife shows up with his kid....
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
No actually you're a pro. You puked on the cab ride, and managed to completely contain it in your purse. the cabbie was even impressed.
according to the calendar even that i put in my phone last night, i'm supposed to fuck shit up at 11am today... i really hope i didn't miss something important
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