Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
Once I saw his penis, I knew I made the right choice
this is probably the only time in my life that i would want to fuck thomas jefferson
And then she banged "the first Italian rapper"
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My vibrator challenges you to a duel.
Also, that dude projectile vomiting all over the living room was the perfect distraction for me to swipe the booze and run.
Puuuub goooolf. Being trashed at 830 never felt so right
Dude what hole are you on?....and its 9:15
hole5. 2 under par. irish nachos
How many trips to the liquor store in a week constitutes alcoholism?
Haha its fine we ask know it. He's still cool thought
Focus on the keyboard man. Focusssss
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someone cut his neck open pretty bad with a broken beer bottle. We were so close to his house that we carried him home, but when we got there he casually laid on his bed and said he was just gonna sleep it off. WHO DOES THAT
seriously they are like going to hulk burst through. There are perks and downfalls to having big boobs
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I just bought a 1/4 oz of pot from a coworker who's old enough to be my grandfather...I'm never leaving Portland.
I got in an argument over whether or not I'm a slut. I argued yes.
I just broke into my house with a butter knife. It kinda scares me just how easy that was.
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