They say rihanna has been dating several mets players. They go on to say that she feels safe with them because they can't beat anybody.
In Canada she would be a 10 but here in America she's only a 7
Weird shit dude, I just realized that the girl I fucked last night looks like Shaun White's twin sister. I dunno if I should be scared or turned on
I hope her Double McTwist was as good as his
At least he could have found a MILF, she's a dbl bagger. No wonder he goes to counseling.
Yeah..you can't spell Prozac without Zac(h).
We should probably avoid doing this again, but hey it was a nice one time thing to tell the grandkids about... Hopefully they don't end up being YOUR grandkids.
Funny favor to ask you... can you ask James to ask Chris if he came in me ? Trying to assess whether or not I need plan B.
I'll have my TA grade the tests, she needs something to do anyway. Wanna race to the bar on segways?
I'll do a soapy photo shoot for you in the shower. No loofas, though. Once you get one of those caught in your nipple ring, you never go back.
Tiny.
I mean tony. It's like autocorrect knows he wasn't well endowed.
My house smells like bleach. Also, I do not feel bad about all the stuff I stole from the hospital while I was there.
She just asked if I wanted to eat nachos off of her boobs... I'm going to marry this girl.
it's always good to have a friend that's a hairdresser, a massage therapist, maybe throw in a lawyer just in case, and always have a friend on food stamps
I'm not sure why he thinks weird that I masturbate AND look at pinterest at the same time.
Trump won PA by a fucking landslide. If only Cruz hadn't eaten that booger.
your mom was just petting me...I am strangely comfortable with it
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