Question. A woman tells her guy she's on birth control. Stops taking it to have a kid to force the guy to be responsible and with her. What rights does that guy have
None he's f-d
I was arrested last night for attempting to flee and elude. I wasn't really trying to run from the police. I was drunk and lost in the woods. I thought it was pretty obvious when I was waving at them from my puddle of puke that I wasn't really hiding.
Dont even bother asking why she was dancing with him on top of a door, let alone how the door ended up being used as a table.
Can you send me the video of that girl that got arrested last night? I'm gonna try and hit that and I need something to break the ice with.
I just walked in on my sixteen year old sister soaking her tampon in vodka. I go to Berkeley. And they think she's the good daughter.
Just realized i left my bra at his house. WHY do i suck at one night stands?!
are you just inviting me because you can't afford an actual stripper?
4 days in college, 3 frat parties. I haven't been this drunk since the unspeakable Jäger bomb incident in Sweden.
my star wars tattoo got me laid last night. definitely a dark side sort of benefit im thinking
Yeah, this is not that. This is a father and son bonding moment involving my all of my orifices.
I shoulda been born a dude. There's too much power in a vagina.
Nothing says "single girl" quite like Pinot Grigio and canned ravioli at 11:30 pm....
She was on top, but I lost her at "alright, you look like predator."
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
Like my mom really needs to know just how non existent my sex life is
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