I'm in your bed right now
Okay meet you there give me 10
Don't think you can make me leave either
Give me ten I ha e to be ******'s wingman I want you
It was the single greastest thing to happen to my dick ever
We had sex in his tahoe, talked about how we don't love each other and then high fived twice. Best Day Ever
I drank so much Goldschläger last night, I could shit a necklace.
I just caught myself doing the gator chomp to my tv. I need to get laid.
his mom and i are swapping prescript pills..totally mother in law material.
it was like having sex with a tree stump
Climbing onto the roof in a dress and high heeled boots was probably not the best idea, especially after all that Bacardi.
Just found a 7-11 receipt for new years eve at 1:30 am apparently we felt the need to buy three jars of pickles and a gallon of milk does this ring any bells?
let's just say if he has a penis and he hypothetically needs to put it somewhere... i would take care of that for him.
Well I met my booty call's parents by accident, so that happened.
I need vitamin water and Jesus :/
He met a girl at a stop light and managed to give her his number while driving down the highway.
His PENIS is so fucking big that I always use caps, out of respect.
I just remembered I casually gave you a tour of the house after we boned...lol
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