whatever sunny in Philadelphia does on Thursday nights, I'm doing all weekend.
Gay TA. Finally going to boost my GPA your way.
Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila
Housing is going to charge us for any broken dishes/glassware. Steal as many glasses as you can from the bars tonight. I got the baking dish and 3 plates covered.
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I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
I'm in the sex attic, crying, eating french toast and taco
that's right. bitches got laser pointers. let's fuck shit up
Brunch got away from me. I might be a little high.
He balanced a treat on his nose, and then he rolled me a joint. My bf is the best pet ever.
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The date went significantly better after the fifth shot of fireball.
Woke up with a grilled cheese in my hand, it was like god giving me a high five for the night before
Basically we had a threesome in one room and a fivesome in the next room. Its what I like to call a win win situation.
you should just get a floor plan of your dorm and start checking off rooms.
So how often do you needs to see my tits today then?
So I took a screenshot of my boarding pass and the TSA agent somehow swiped it to the next photo. Yep...TSA saw my dick before I even went through the body scanner.
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