Did you see 7 ppl got hurt at Talladaga?
Did they get their mullets stuck in an engine?
I'm smoking weed out of a trumpet
I just did a slip and slide down the hall way of my apartment building
Tie
Smoked a bowl on a rollercoaster. Literally ON. Beat that.
that's why i date skinny girls, they don't realize how small it is.
you know what sucks? talking to chicks you dont want to have sex with
He just "revenge puked" on her kid. I think we'll be leaving soon.
I am VERY upset that you called my fiesta a waste of time.
I woke up this morning covered in blood and peanut butter. I am now safe from vampires with nut allergies.
Just to an Octoberfest and a sex party. Nothing wild.
I can't figure out how to eat twizzlers and I have to be at a wedding reception in an hour.
Please never have kids.
Like sorry you chose to have an attractive girlfriend dude
that pic of me and the hulking football player sure does come in handy when creepy guys hit on me at the bar.
I've been here 11 months and i just realized i have literally never looked at my apartment/roomates sober
Just wanted to share my unfortunate vagina news in the hopes that it would make your vagina feel better about itself.
Medicine hack, old crowe and ramen flavor packets isnt a cure for the cold.
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