Could you imagine if a Skynet machine combination of Bob Ross and Chuck Norris were built? It would rule the universe with a soft spoken fan brush of kung fu dominance
It would be truly incredible. I hope we are blessed with this being in our lifetime.
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
remember the good old days of high school when a half gal would last for more than a nite
I'm proud of our boobs and what they could potentially achieve in life.
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Get over here. It's an emergency. Just realized I haven't hd my mouth on a penis in two weeks. Get over here.
Friends dont let friends get hit with a flaming baton without warning
Who the hell poured a whole pouch of Capri Sun down my throat last night?
It was worse than that time I did shots of BBQ sauce and pierced my own ear with a thumbtack
library dates and plan B? He is looking like a great catch.
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You kept mumbling that you could become one with the carpet as you proceeded to give yourself the worst carpet burn I have ever seen
You went through my pantry and left one of everything in the box. One cracker. One cheesit. One piece of cereal. I really fucking hate you.
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Omg she's a human wrecking ball. I love it.
I am to reach this level of casual destruction.
You kept calling yourself a spider monkey... Then ran to the bathroom to "prepare for the main event"
the funny thing was, all i remember was a liter of vodka and going to oneonta for the night. then 2 weeks later bam, i get a letter banning me from campus for the next 4 years. awesome convorsation with my dad to wake up to.
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