I had a dream last night that I was the one that killed Biggie
Ahhh... Adderall running out my nose in the shower really brings back memories.
I even made an effort to dress like a conservative young lady who doesnt black out and throw up in her bed regularly today.
u just dont fucking get it...you try and cum while your cat is staring at you.
we do all of our sexting over chat on words with friends, so my boyfriend doesn't know about it when he looks at my texts.
You were directing traffic around her for 30min after she passed out in the middle of the road.
You really are best friends.
You went from loaded cattleman, to football player, to better football player, to art major from Missouri. Your future was looking so good for a while.
party gras won. party gras always wins.
We got kicked out of Walmart for playing cod with squirt guns of course it was better then prom.
Just try not to burn your pubes off with sparklers this year.
No promises
Idk I've been drinking all day and they're having me blow shit up. Like dont let the drunk chick play with fire and explosives. Common sense 101. I will fuck something up
I will be single by the day my lease is up (234 days). Plan accordingly.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
Today I learned that I have a bigger dick than Draymond Green
I JUST SAW MY THERAPIST OUTSIDE OF WORK AND I DONT KNOW THE ADULT THING TO DO
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