Nothing says "I'm a sorority girl" like puking at 830 in the am, wearing my anti-hazing pin, and getting ready for a tea party.
Only way we know if he truly fits in is if we spill straight vodka on the floor and his first instinctnis to lick it up. Otherwise, gameover.
There will be two dogs there to provide supervision. Not to worry.
Going home with an argentinian named sulvio. Ill let you know how it goes.
How would one go about tricking someone into chugging an entire bottle of tequila?
if i can get a chik with a dibaetes pump naked a sling certainly isnt going to get in my way
FUCK BUDDYS DON'T HOLD HANDS. NO EXCEPTIONS.
He left an apology note saying he had to work and that there was coffee, OJ and food on the table with two Excedrin. I left his spare key with the door guard and she said "too bad I don't go for skinny white boys or I'd jump you both!" Best one night stand ever.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
how the hell were we supposed to out run the cops in a bus?
Lesson: Never rollerskate with a 40 in your hand unless you have a destination.
A guy just grabbed my balls before he shook my hand because he thought he knew me.
Good. Go forth, young stallion. Destroy the vaginal region with your tidy crotch.
seriously i don't trust him. he fed me a hot dog out of a crock pot and gave me moonshine dashed jager bombs.
Stop letting me drink alone on saturdays. My last 2 google searches were "short legs" and "caterpillar eyebrows" ? I don't even know.
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