That level of neurosis does not find love outside of Grey's Anatomy.
I told my new friends about my possible new chin. They said I should get my nose done first. Please tell me I'm pretty or something.
i'm at the gym and so are four guys who have seen my tits. i need winter break.
Just used my last prints at the library for brackets instead of final reviews. Hello March.
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he puked in his toast at dennys. after snoopdogg high fived him. couldn't be prouder to be his bro in law.
just leaving uw hospital. they thought i had franzia-induced appendicitis. whaaaaat
Well, he sent me "techno kitty adventure" about 10 minutes ago. So, he could be anywhere.
come over, blizzard of oz party. dress up.
I went to a bar in my pajamas last night. I'll be there again tonight in a wolf costume.
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Just write off about 10000+ brain cells and 6 months of your lifespan.
Sounds like a normal friday night
Circumcision scars are like fingerprints. I think I'm on to something man.
Its a holy bong. We had to bless the holy bong water.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
I walked so much yesterday and I was like holy fuck I need to do some cardio apart from sex cause this is ridic
I've had more sex since the twins moved in than I'd had in the previous four years. They are the best wingman ever.
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