I basing my decision on whether or not to date someone on whether I could imagine having sex with them sober
No, we ended up finding him drunk at a bus stop downtown sitting on the bench asking people for chocolates and amazing stories to "rid his mind of his whore of a girlfriend"
Also I just saw on facebook your sister is taking pole dancing lessons. Just a heads up.
It's kind of sad that your greatest accomplishment today is that you stood up and didn't fall down.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
you asked "if this appropriate to take the the bathroom?" while holding up a bottle of vodka when you went to pee.
It was like god placed me in his bed and said," here's your shot girl. Don't mess this up." And I looked at god and laughed in his face.
I can feel his 12 year old sister"s eyes barreling into my soul everytime I'm at there house..some how she knows I'm cheating on her brother or she's mad cause I stole her shirt.
On a scale of 1-10 how seriously are we considering being sugar babies?
I'm about a 7.95
Hot freshmen.....hot freshmen chicks everywhere
You say this every welcome week, bro.
He broke up with me over the phone while I was getting my bush waxed into a "D" for his surprise birthday present. Talk about bad timing...
Well that's the second time I've broken a lamp during sex this month. Starting to worry I'm some kind of X-man. (this one was a wall sconce and I fully smashed it with my head and it crumbled like it was made of sugar)
I don't know if I want to fuck him or punch him in the face.
The Lion King Is on YouTube
Until 2 minutes ago I actually had a chance to pass my midterms... thanks alot
I wasnt 2 drunk i sobered up around the time we were shooting the fire extinguishers
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