Gettin pulled over, can you watch my dog and pay the bils for a while?
so we'll all just be running around naked, basically. and high.
no, i'm not a lesbian.. i just really want to fuck you while drinking, thats normal in a friendship.
You were yelling in my ear let's double team her with her right next to us
She kept biting his ear when he was talking to people, that was only 3 drinks in...
Male strippers are involved. You are coming
WHY DO I WANT TO FUCK EVERY GUY THAT BREATHES
Just wanted you to know two things, 1st I sent the second thing to a broad ive been talking too. 2nd that was not just a fart.
Why do you think she gets more guys?
well her prof pic is her in her bedroom looking hot and mine is me looking terrified while holding a giant spider at 6 flags, so there's that
Just casually ripping a bowl in the chicken coop, with the chickens. NBD
I hope you get your threesome on vday. I'll probably get flowers and a candlelit dinner. trade you. I wish this guy was more of a slut and had less of a heart. I would like 2 dicks please fuck your flowers!
She just took all of the blankets in the house and threw them in the yard, because 'the grass was cold'..
Good morning 7am walk of shame. It's been awhile.
You’re going to be a doctor, and I’m going to be a trophy wife. We both have goals
We need to stop calling him that. I definitely said “Fuck me harder Swizzle Dick“ while we were doing it and it got weird
He should appreciate that I recommend that corkscrew cock of his! I’m getting him laid
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