Yes. UR adorable in a weird way.
Different chick, same blowjob, same parking lot.
Ya know, I lied. I wouldn't mess with him. Not because of the crazy/rehab issues... but because he wears tank-tops.
he's werid. hell kiss me after i go down on him but he wont kiss me after i eat anything with mustard.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
I feel like an elephant shit on me and left me to be miserable
You said you'd make me a thank you card for taking care of your drunk ass. I'll be expecting that monday.
He kept walking up to every girl at the party saying "Hi, I'm George Clooney. No I won't marry you." He left with three girls.
Enroute to my place eta 6 mikes...estimated time until intoxicated? 45 mikes. Commence the timer.
I get a little bitchy. We all know that
I woke up and there was a mans ass as my screensaver...
She shows up drunk at 3am for sex and then punches me straight in the eye in the middle of it because "you're too nice."
Went and sat in the wrong fucking class for 30 mins, answering questions and shit. What ever this is i will be on it for the rest of the semester.
i just want to cuddle, make out and maybe have a boob grabbed but no. someone has to have mono.
Look, I need your help, not your judgment.
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