question: masturbation: how much is too much? I think i'm about to tip toe a fine line
Who did Billy Mays play for?
It's like sleeping with someone you met at a karaoke bar. It's never okay.
this text is just filler to avoid a lull in the conversation
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watching espn. realized that the exact place those sportcenter guys are is where I got laid on the beach last superbowl. my sex spot is broadcasted nationwide
You made a "martini" bagel. Took a bagel dunked it in vodka and put olives in it
the tow truck driver and i bonded while discussing our experiences with four lokos
When she talks to me all I hear are 5 generations of inbreeding speaking.
The girl with a dislocated arm just did an assisted keg stand. You will never have an excuse again.
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Counseling BFF to break up with her BF. We will get that 3-way
Yeah I just gotta do it so that my major doesn't find out. Doesn't look good having a stripper teach your 3rd grader
Just once I'd like to do blow in a nice bathroom.
We had sex in his hot tub. Then we saved a mouse that almost drown in his pool. We celebrated our heroism with more sex.
Is it weird that the best sex I've ever had was to Barbara Streisand's Christmas album?
scotch tastings during the week is a baaad idea. i woke up w no pants but wearing my winter coat
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