Why do girls get to wear clothes that say "do me now" but guys don't have that kind of option?
I mean, what would the male equivalent of a slutty dress be?
the guy in front of me just bought a pound of bacon, a bouquet, and a case of budlight, i want to see THAT makeup sex
Your remote is drenched in lotion and you expect me to believe you weren't masturbating?!
i remember introducing him to all my posters and making him be extra nice to frank sinatra and bob dylan before he fucked me
Nyquil jello-shots aiding in health and happiness
Somewhere along the night we ended up at a food lion giving jello shots to high school girls.
i went to the 24h massage place last night and brought down the price for a hand job from $50 to $12.75 and half the big mac left in my bag.
So i just remembered that thing i use to do with your butt because of shark week.
They also submitted to my demands for pizza
We're listening to drake in the middle of the woods and smoking two joints at once...my life is complete.
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
Three times. Three times I left home yesterday in search for sex, and three times I returned un-orgasmed.
How did you interpret 'wheat thins' from 'vaginal trauma'?
Like I'll lick your nuts to make you feel better if you don't get it
Just had an emotional break through with the dog. That high.
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