so this was truly a case of the blacked out leading the blacked out.
It went from cuddling and watching blood diamond to watching the three of them snort an entire $80 bag of blow off the coffee table
She's more than welcome to come too, so long as she has gotten over that me being responsible for the death of her cat thing.
But she tried her best to break my penis, so she has a few free passes with me
Its 6:30 and I'm shotguning a busch ice while taking a shit. Outlook for work today: interesting
That was an excessively violent trivia night
Taking Gomer to the ER. He tore something trying to stretch his nutsack enough to put his balls in his own ass. I need new friends.
He managed to find a wheel chair and a super mario hat, now hes rolling around screaming "real life mario kart!"
That's what you get for doing kinky shit with a guy that lives in his moms basement.
he bit THROUGH my nipple
plus side, no need to pay for a piercing.
I JUST GOT WOKEN UP TO HIM PISSING ON ME SAYING "IT HAS TO HAVE WATER TO GO TO THE BATHROOM" AND AFTER HE FINISHED HE DIDNT REMEMBER DOING IT
You left your hot dogs in my dresser again
I'm gonna cum garlic butter
You started having a threesome right in front of me.
lololol that's what happened?
Stephanie looked me right in the eye while she was going down on you. It made me really uncomfortable.
I swear to god, if you ever yell my name during sex with my sister again..your balls will be stapled to your nipples.
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