Does it still count as a "walk of shame" if it's only 1am?
I think I'd remember a dick in my mouth
just saw someone puke all over a michigan fan. he didn't even flinch.
We were sexting and then the radio announced robert pattinson would be playing kurt cobain in a movie and it totally killed the mood
Bookstore boy and I went out, he came back here and I tried to fool around and he respects me too much blah blah I'm a predator.
He offered me a ride home but i walked. He lives by an elementary school so a 10 yr old safety officer helped me across the street during my walk of shame
Just had the weirdest flashback. Did we buy melon, take it into the restaurant and try to make them give it to us as dessert?
Lets just not get arrested. That might put a damper on everything. I only say that cause i've almost been arrested.
Today is all about not throwing up, where the fuck are my keys and does anyone know what happened to that guy in the panda suit my roommate had sex with last night.
Let's buy some Wrangler jeans and be real live men.
we're the same shoe size and he owns more pairs of heels than i do. this could be the beginning of a beautiful friendship
Oddly enough, the sex change dream i had made me miss you more.
Pretty much all i've had today is sugar and orgasms
He spilled some of his beer on your shoulder then proceeded to lick it off. By the face you made, I don't know if you were completely horrified or really turned on.
Sitting beside a stoned cat on the kitchen floor eating cheesecake with my hands...just a struggle
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