i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
so looking at the guys i've dated i feel my vag is a halfway house
Yeah, I was googling pictures of sharks, and I accidentally typed "shart." Huge mistake.
Do you not remember you showing everyone in the bathroom your period stained underwear? I'd say you were pretty happy it came
As a female I reserve the right to put my ipod in my cleavage because I have no pockets and not get judged by other girls right??
hung over. covered in somebodies makeup. and ready to drink.
My vagina is not really on board with my "emotional issues"
Had a booty call cancel on me tonight. Said he hurt his back. So this is what single and 30-something is like. Suck.
So apparently I threw a potted plant at a clown last night and told him to get his life together.
i think the theme of this summer is "shitting in weird locations."
Walking into the first day of college is like walking into a meat market. A meat market of sex.
Yesterday I dumped him, went out for my birthday, hooked up with someone else, and today he still fed my cat. Living with your ex ain't so bad . . .
Taco trucks are like ice cream trucks for drunk adults. They should have a mariachi tune they play super loud to bring people out of the bars for tacos.
He has fairy lights round his bed.. And played Jamie cullum when we had sex... Hes batting for the other team right?
got cock blocked by the cops again. two of the cops were the same ones from that t bell incident and they recognized me... they still dont like me
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