So how did finding that girl you know on GGW go?
I was so pissed when it just previews her all covered up. It would have been easier to just have sex with her
Yeah but then you would have a case of genitals gone wild
who cares. he's ugly and has a dick this big -->
he just asked me if he could show me what he wanted to do to me using his action figures. where do i find these freaks?
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
the taxi driver actually pulled over to let us moon a house full of people
He took shrooms and didn't want anyone to touch him. He kept saying he was a chip and he didn't want to break.
There is a dude in a thong with a Nerf axe having battles in the street. Welcome to Portland
You went into the shower with my roommate and cursed him out asking why he was there
He's passed out. He nodded his head when I asked if he's alive though...so there's that
so "excuse the stench" wasn't the correct thing to say when your boyfriend's parents walk in on you shitting. Live and learn
You slept on a pillow of digiorno
For a second I thought that you were becoming a decent person again. I am glad I was wrong.
I HAVENT HAD A NICE A NICE DICK SINCE FEBRUARY!! I WANNA KEEP THIS ONE!!!
Just letting you know that while you peed your pants in that guys jeep, The orgasm I had made my hair fall out... Good morning.
I am going as Rudolph for the Christmas Eve furry orgie.
Is Santa taking the sleigh of slutty reindeer around the neighborhood again this year.
Yes. Several neighbors have requested it.
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