Why is there a shirtless guy in Walgreens and why is he probably looking for the same thing I am?
ask me if i forgot to go to a midterm today
Dude I think I vomited on the wireless internet box too...it isnt working.
We all have a cross to bear. Yours just happens to be attracting gay men.
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Question: Would it be wrong to just fuck both of them and decide who to date one performance of their cocks?
First night in the new apartment. There are 12 people here i don't know, Tequila, and a crying girl locked in our bathroom. I think the apartment christening is complete.
She just sent me videos of her blowing my little bro and my best friend... worst. ex. ever.
Not to make her into that kind of girl, but she did have a condom mural
Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
perfect irony that i'm celebrating international women's day with a yeast infection
He was dressed as a cowboy and he was dancing with my ex roommate. So I took his gun and pistol whipped him with it..then somehow we still slept together..
Please don't pee your pants in the cab. One more time, and im pretty sure the cab companies will refuse to pick you up anymore
A duck just looked me in the eye whilst I peed in a lake. I feel so dirty.
My autocorrect won't finish pterodactyl for me and I'm feeling personally attacked.
When the bouncer doesn't let you in... Don't ask him where he works so you could file a complaint with the better business bureau... It only proves him right.
It's 5 PM...and you're 35. Congrats on being an amazing human being.
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