and by charming I mean he has a horse cock.
i was sitting in the back seat of her car with her boyfriend while she was driving. it was pretty awkward, but i dont think "so my dick's been in your girl's mouth too" was a good ice breaker
I'm making progress with her.. She actually looked at me today and gave me a dirty look. Things are going real good.
I wish i could sleep and get drunk at the same time...those are my 2 biggest needs right now
Would it be weird if I told you I thought of you when I masturbated?
Looks like I'm more than just your Mexico mistake...
There's a stoned dwarf chilling in the basement here. Maybe there are redeemable qualities about this place.
My new dealer is 16. I have been getting high longer than he has been alive.
I don't see the problem
All I want to do is sleep. And If I'm not sleeping, I want to be eating or fucking. I'm pretty sure being pregnant has turned me into a dude.
Bryan's allergic to that cheap detergent, so he's been naked for three days. But we're all used to it now, so the party is still on.
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
My head is just one big fuzz right now.. Its like someone replaced my brain with a teddy bear
I fucked some frat guy. Then I found my brother after and made him take his shirt off and then I made him tell me he loves me
I feel like I don't show you my boobs enough. And you deserve to see them like all the time
My cat licked the coke mirror and now is giving me dirty looks. Bet money she has the drip.
It's difficult when the romantic and the hedonist in me are fighting. I want him to respect me and hopefully pursue an actual relationship, but then I remember he fucks like a GOD and loves my kink. Oh, life's hard.
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