His pickup line was "I'll eat you out"
He did it well too
yah i'm on my way- is everything ok?
i'm holding a walmart bag of my own hot vomit that i closed up with some random chicks hair tie. we r pretty fucking far from ok
she told me that she was curious about how cum tasted. of course i left you.
And i generally try not to roofie people when I'm in a committed relationship.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
I have a king size bed, I guarantee multiple orgasms, and I'll give you a ride home in the morning. Respond quickly.
I'm on my way, but at some point we're going to have to settle who gave who crabs the last time
He has in a pan: ten pieces of bacon, two cloves of garlic, an egg (not scrambled or hard boiled, just an egg) and frozen corn.
So high I started crying because I was proud of Snoop Dogg for becoming Snoop Lion
Well would you like to come over anyway? I will be wearing sweatpants and disappointment. Also, I have Jack Daniels and I've managed to get drunk in under half an hour. But my boobs look awesome.
I'M NOT READY TO BE AB ADULT YET!!!
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
I tried eating pop-rocks while giving him a bj, I honestly think I was more disappointed with the results than he was.
Do you think it would be weird to add her on Facebook?
You just commited a felony act together, I honestly think we're beyond this.
Is it sad to eat a candy bra by yourself?
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