Did I ever tell you that the first person i made out with cried?
yay, now i'm not the only homewrecker.
yeah but i stopped sleeping with him after i found out he was married.
I checked for jungle juice on Weight Watchers. they didn't have it.
Found a phone last night. Hope "daddy" gets picture messages
Having drunken flash backs of me giving you a piggy back ride. I was like Jesus, and you were my cross. I fell so many times for you. This is true friendship.
Should we discuss the rug burns on my back or just save that for a separate conversation
No, that was the night I was sneezing out barf
So I'm seriously not complaining - but I just fell ass backwards into a Tuesday night threesome. Sober
That just sounds like a recipe for sex in my backyard. Yes.
you kept introducing yourself to guys as "never going to happen"
I mass texted 4 of you for a booty call. Please reply all when responding so only one of you shows up. Last one is a rotten egg.
Trust me. I don't get home before 5am. I know what Immmm doing. BTW bail money is in my closet. PEACE
I'm in the woods tripping balls the water is rising why don't you answer me
I texted him: “Come over for the Super Bowl. I promise lots of scoring.”
My divorce is turning into a porn script
Upstairs definitely just had sex while I wrote you love poetry. That was a fun experience 🤷🏻♀️
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