Have you ever noticed every guy named Shaant has scene hair and date girls with racoons stripes in theirs
His name should be shouldn't
Just made ouyt with a dude on the real wporld...I said I dont want my face blired out
Karaoke makes my soul die one wretched song at a time
was just hit on by a homeless lesbian. forever alone.
he kept doing his monologue, "if a vagina could talk."
now that we've slept with the entire soccer team i think its time to expand the horizon.
Great. My funeral dress now smells of smoke and disappointing sex.
I gave ten strangers a full description of his penis and its abilities. I need to stop drinking.
You broke into someone's house and stole a pan of lasagna.
I hope my shame shaped pee stain outside your door goes away soon.
somebody went from crying while watching Full House, to a full on emotional raging bull...I love this time of the month
third nipple confirmed
My brother just text me asking if I was ready for the blowjob of my life.
I mayyyyy have moaned a name that wasn't his
It was an entirely appropriate time and place for sexual thoughts.
That doesn't make it ok to play by play me your honeymoon!
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