the best part about tonight...knowing when i wake up in the morning his car will still be full of packing peanuts..and mine wont
I fell asleep with crest white strips on and ate one...
Just found 2 diff. colored pubes in my underwear..new record.
If its allowed to Tornado at 830am then Im allowed to have a beer and a cigarette at 830am
now that im off birth control, the world is a much scarier place
I'm gonna need a helmet and adult supervision by 9...
He snuck out of bed at 9 am and came back with pizza and a bottle of wine. I think I'm in love!
Maybe I don't remember every single thing... I think there's a hi lighter treasure map drawn on my arm...
I just found it. I hope it leads to food.
As I'm trying to leave her house she shushes me and puts my hand on her boob, then goes back to sleep. In like 30seconds. What the fuck.
My aunt left me alone with the instructions to "get waisted" by the time she returns. I love drunk aunt.
! asked the random counter guy from 7/11 for Percocet. he immediately called his hookup
Some girls wake up to good morning texts. I wake up to pictures of an angry Shrek getting a blowjob.
why do i have a pole dance champion shot glass?
I plan on getting so intoxicated, that I think it's MY own birthday
Can I play this game?
am i the only one who finds it a little awkward seeing as we all made out last night?
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