Apparently every Tri-Delt knows what I did and I am blacklisted from ever dating anyone in that house.
Well ya you lied, told her you cared, took her virginity and then broke up with her at Christies Toy Box.
I honestly thought the dildo was a nice parting gift.
The drink u got me is pineapple something w. Cigarete ashes in it.ima drink it anyway
Now there's vomit covered trash all over the front lawn. I feel accomplished
So I just bought underwear that says "I'm taken." Just know that when I cheat on my bf with you, that's what I'm wearing
since i'm not going, you must continue my tradition of flashing every person there.
I had to stop mid sex to take my turn on words with friends so he wouldn't get suspicious. Hookup of the night helped me. We won.
If anyone could figure out how to pee on someone's soul, it would be you.
You always know what to say to make me feel better.
is it bad that my walk of shame involves the church shuttle?
4:37 am. You're wearing underwear and carpet skates. Borderline crying. You want to punch Morgan. Have not stopped singing Give Your Heart a Break.
Its like he woke the dragon, and the dragon is hungry for a good dick.
Look I'm sorry I stuffed your wife's bouquet toss but I won't have that weak shit in my house.
Then he kissed my hand sensually and said "you're a Black Queen. Don't let anyone tell you different."
I'm out of milk so I'm dunking my Oreos in Bailey's; this is my life now.
I heard a crunch while giving him head. I looked up and he was eating Cheese Itz. So we made a deal that he'd take a hand job so I could eat them too.
can you tell me why i woke up in a diaper and combat boots?
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