"auto-tuned camel" is how i'd describe the noises she made
just once i'd like the "right thing" and the "topless thing" to be the SAME THING
After she came with my hands around her neck, she sat there for a minute and gave me the scuba diving sign for a-ok.
He asked if I wanted to leave my bra on while we were doing it from behind bc he read somewhere that all that pounding can be painful for big breasts. THAT thoughtful.
I'm okay.. I had a good heart to heart with the cab driver Raheem - it's going to be our year.
I banged her roommate when she was gone. She came back with a chicken sandwich and a bj. Then she said " smells like my roommates vagina" I think I can get a threesome tonight
I'm just high and in my robe and I would suck a dick for some pizza rolls. I can't talk about your problems right now
If me getting shot doesn't get me pussy I am officially gay
Really uncomfortable with the level of eskimo brotherhood at this family reunion
don't do it for the experience, do it for the story. now get your ass in that bedroom
I came in shy and timid. By the end of the night I hulked out broke two lamps, their coffee table, some plates, and still had sex.
Now that mom and dad sold the camper, do you think it's okay to talk about all the sex I had in it?
Just bought condoms with a walmart gift card. Thanks grandma.
There's a guy running dressed as a bunny toward your house.
Wait you actually sent a text to your self saying “love you I miss you"?
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