yo my bday is less then one week away. hope youve found another annoying candian i can lick dairy products off of. also sorry about your loss
How long until YT realizes that it's a man?
I just google mapped his house on satellite so i can really see how much money he has. Does that make me shallow?
This morning when you woke up you looked like one of the Wii Bowling people. I think it was the eyebrows combined with the sambuca
I was going to clean my house but wine sounded better
Five things that make you perfect. Go.
The skin of a dead hooker. The blood of the innocent. The soul of a kitten. The hat from cat in the hat. And sunglasses.
turns out gay frats are just like normal frats, only with more v-necks
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
he just made me youtube cheetahs running and he thinks he is in a pool
She just invited me to drunkenly make out on the kitchen floor again.....
Dude. I legit missed class because I got too engrossed in the porn I was watching. Also I need to figure out how to get as flexible as these chicks. Some of the positions they do are outrageous.
I like literally had a visual image of his penis going into your soul
Congratulations, you've begun to unfuck your life.
You kept hiding under tables and grabbing people's legs and shouting SHARK ATTACK.
I will run into the sunset with a fist full of condoms.
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