I just saw a commercial for "tickle me elmo hands" and I am almost 100 percent sure that at the end elmo said "yeaaaaa boooyyyyyy"
one more question, do you know why i woke up with 5 pounds of quarters, nickels and dimes in my pocket?
This is why I'm not putting my name in lights over your bed.
The sex was so good, I called my ex during the 2nd time just so he could hear. Is that mean?
My scrabble letters just formed failure. Thanks God.
Just tried to fight the dj at cowboys because he would'nt play freebird. Pick me up now.
He suggested abortion before I finished the sentence. That was my plan too, but now I feel like should keep it just to prove how big of a dick he is.
Shit, I may have left some acid in your bathroom last night. Has he been in there lately.
"lets watch the sunrise" turned into "lets have sex on the roof at six thirty in the morning"
Did you just reference Ludacris during my possible pregnancy scare of 2012?!
Don't feel bad, we're professionals and we just housed burgers in burger king singing I believe I can fly
We were Chugging coronas for the soul purpose of launching limes out of the 3rd story window, I'd say it was a good weekend
Ya. My thumbs are those buffalo's, but my legs are spirits and my torso is that Indian guys and my head is the eagle
I'm using her Instagram as a way to know where in town she is so I can avoid her lol
there is a guy with a glowstick staff outside my house
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