i either got mauled last night by a velociraptor or an angry lipstick lesbian. could have been both
AHHHH!!! note to self never google image chastity belt omfg
And if you don't call me, I will embarrass you publicly with a can of spray cheez.
Our teacher totally just got outed in class by a speaker from some lesbian cooperative house
i felt horrible..i wanted to somehow give him his vcard back
that's a non refundable transaction sweetheart
Cavemen vs astronauts. weapons to be determined. Who would win?
I made him say "i realize i'm cheating on my girlfriend" five times aloud before i would hook up with him. Somehow that has to lessen my bad karma
Very excited! Vodka will be shot, dicks will be ridden, and memories made.
Thanks for having me and my emotional baggage over last night.
I think I'm gonna cut my hair just so I stop waking up with semen in it
And thanks! There are perks to polyamory. And birthday orgies are one of them
REMEBER. We are young, horny, and poor. If someone wants to give us alcohol... TAKE. IT.
He keeps singing a song about someone called the dayman.
....fighter of the Nightman?
I cant miss out on a half day of work without a booty call
Can you confirm that you aren't dead?
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