Where??
Against the wall. In corner. Only gave him head though don't worry
i've never been more proud of someone than i was when he told me he got his first blowjob at age 13...from two chicks
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
I'm relatively certain my chiropractor just judged me for admitting that my back is misaligned from the sex we had last night...
I am not kidding you. There is an airport luggage cart overturned in my driveway. We need to stop going to the airport bar.
Thanks for stopping me from letting that 14 year old feel my boobs. Thanks.
I'd say the best part of the party was when you screamed to everyone that you were gettin dome on the reg
Fyi: beer caps are stronger then bathroom counters
Woah there. I lasted a semester and a fourth of college not having sex. trust me when i say keeping my virginity was an obstacle course of olympic proportions.
The virgin olympics. I would win the gold. For America.
I can't believe you picked a finger in the ass over lunch with me.
I just gave a bum a ride back to his bench. Columbus is weird but I like it.
Hey super random I have you in my phone as "downtown likes to go fishing girl" haha does that sound like you
I'm studying. I have a really exciting life lol
It's hard to say that sarcastically after having sex in a movie theater
Going to the eye doctors drunk makes you feel like your doing a sobriety test! They have to know..
I'm going to start talking to Bill again, he has friends with boats which means we'll get to go on boats.
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