He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Someone just proposed in Subway. Trying not to laugh.
Turns out vomit takes off spray tan.
Ill trade u your bra for a run to the liquor store...
I dunno, but she kept buying me shots and asking me to go places with her. oh btw we're signed up to go bungee jumping Saturday
Just hooked up with the fireman who put out the quesadilla fiasco last tuesday.
My neighbour is taking her hamster for a walk on a leash. Come over now
Cut a hole in the crotch of my onesie so we could have sex without me getting cold. Best decision of my life.
is leaving the club to fk in his friends van subtle?
Thanks for the bagel and the sex.
Something I can get at drive through, boobs out, don't want to get out of the car
WE HAVE TO LEAVE. I HAVE HAD SEX WITH WAY TOO MANY PEOPLE IN THIS BUS STATION.
Left my house last night with a girlfriend, $200 in my wallet, and 10 finger nails. Came home with no girlfriend, an empty wallet, and 9 1/2 finger nails.
Yea, I had a bad night too aha
I miss you and I miss your weed. Come home.
I dont know which is weirder.. the fact that i just watched our mom kick ass at beer pong and ride the pole like a true fire girl or the fact that ive never felt closer to her in my life.
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