Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
Why must guys tell girls who are a little bigger that "they like a girl with meat on her bones?" Yeah needless to say he went home alone
I don't apprectiate you insinuating that my breasts have a sort of bremuda triangle effect
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
They poked me and kept screaming "LAUGH DOUGH BOY" it's like 3rd grade all over again.
well she hit her head and had a concussion. i had to make out with her to keep her awake.
Wanna go watch Transformers and scream "AMERICA!"? I need a no thought activity
you proceeded to scream out that it's your birthday to everyone who walked by before you collapsed in the middle of the street. happy 21st birthday to you.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
You're married and I'm going to make out with a stranger tonight. Isn't that weird? It's like a gap in the time space continium.
You bring me burritos. Of course I text you during sex
I have chicken nuggets, lube and brand new batteries, he can stay at work charting all weekend for all I care, I'm set.
Would you be opposed to me keeping a live lobster in the shower for a bit?
dont ever go to laser tag drunk. you will be judged.
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