yo i have your phone
... oh so you probably won't get this message
Either he masturbated at the end of the bed or she gave him a bj. Either way my bed was shaking and I was uninvolved.
Im at the zoo right now high out of my mind and feel as if the animals are watching me and Im the one in a cage.
This is so pathetic it makes me miss snorting lines alone in my room listening to 'one more drink'.
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He's currently rapping every word to 'more money more problems' at what could be a over 30s gay bar. I'm not sure yet. More info to come.
Also I climbed atop a mailbox with a toilet paper hat and a wolverine claw made of glowsticks, screaming at passers-by that they were going to die. Control me
Some advice...don't play drunk rock em sock em robots. With actual people. I have bruises EVERYWHERE.
What can I say, I'm a giver.
Smoking up the homeless at 3am does not make you a humanitarian.
My mom and sister were over. When my drunk roommate came home, he yelled "GOT BITCHES IN MY CONDO"
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She wanted me to stick my dick in the birthday cake she got me
Fucking suck it up and drink your feelings like a normal human being.
well ya only live once...
that cant be your answer for every horrible thing you do
Tomorrow night, I am putting you In my trunk. No excuses we have waited forever for this.
I woke up in the middle of the night on all fours turning circles in my bed! No more patron for me!
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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