it doesn't count as moral degradation if you win the strip off -right?
Well I'm glad to hear the fight wasnt over his small dick.
At least they aren't charging us for the broken diving board...
My therapist is concerned about your alcoholism.
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I just had to dig under a pile of condoms in my desk drawer to get to a blue book. Summer is officially over.
I know. He gave me a hug and i was like jesus i can just feel the std through your sweatshirt
No more vodka shots for you. Last night you begged a man on your knees to sell you his beard. He had no beard.
my vagradar is going off.. it smells a soldier
If I don't get my shit together, I'm going to be one of those really fucked up cases on 1000 ways to die
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come over. We can flirt with the criteria for substance abuse and talk about our daddy issues
YOUR VAGINA IS SO CUTE IT'S LIKE A LITTLE MACAROON
Just got hit on by a 28-year old, quadraplegic, triple-cancer-survivor redneck. Now updating bucket list to meet newfound standards.
you missed a good time last night.
you texted me at 10 telling me to come fuck you, that says enough.
I'm not going to tell you how to live your life, which includes naming your schlong
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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