What you up to?
Having coffee. Getting eyefucked. Eyefucking.
Full throttle
Some guys are relationship guys. Not our niche.
i'm writing my speech about my 4th grade backstreet boy concert experience. that sums up how seriously i take my life.
there was naked duck duck goose
how does that even get suggested?!
after naked leap frog.... it wasn't that big of a deal
why is there an outline of nathan's body on my wall in whip cream?
I dont feel as bad coming home this baked because I gave my 14 year old sister a no drugs talk last night.
So you met him?
More like I walked in on him, drunk, naked, and doing "bathtub yoga". Please stop bringing your dates home.
Omg. I have a story to tell you later about that girl that just crawled on stage
So I'm at that stage in my life where I am stalking my stalker just to get laid
Turns out floaties are a great thing after a couple bottles of vodka
It's like wanting to be a vampire vs being a vampire. You don't know the cock lust until it's infected you.
Took his shirt off. Announced he was Jesus. Threw up. Asked me to cuddle him to sleep. And then tried to kiss me. Typical Saturday night.
Guess who just hooked up with a guy who was wearing a shirt from his mom's "dress up closet"?!
You know it's a bad cold when sneezing feels better than orgasming...
she said. She was going to, and I quote, "put her vagina inside my dick".
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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