I feel dirty and I went home alone. Bars should be like airlines and make fat girls pay double for everything.
This bar is like a mediocre whore house....but free
If lil wayne asked you to lick him like a lollipop I feel that you would willingly oblige.
Unfortunately I think I would lick most anyone's lollipop.
It's your form of community service; servicing the greater SDSU area.
and all i could think was, am i really about to have sex with someone who still thinks that pee comes out of the actual vagina?
lets have sex before this no shave november shit gets outta hand.
i no longer even have beer goggles. i'm pretty sure i blacked out and had beer lasik.
Saying we were separated at birth, got on a ship and sailed here via onion barrel from Somalia didn't help our case at all....
Precisely. She's an awesome drinking companion; yet, not so awesome mother-in-law material.
I basically have a picture with a half naked foreign exchange student. He kept screaming rolltide and i felt like a traitor
So me and him are making out, and the other two are on the couch behind us. he randomly stops kissing me and goes "oh god I think she just took off her shirt" I look behind me and I see her tits flapping up and down. This man has amazing senses..
So this whole chlamydia situation totally puts a damper on my back to school sex schedule, there's just no way of knowing who of them was the perpetrator... Time for new candidates
Just woke up in his bed wearing only his shoes. I don't know how to gently say hey dude get the fuck up and take me home....regardless these are some nice shoes.
I just want to eat Taco Bell and throw it up on his doorstep.
PokemonGo as navigation to get some at 5:13 AM. Life choices, yo.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
