So its not gay if you have sex with another woman and its academic
so what if I'm having sex with a woman for recreation?
Thats gay
do you think they make care bear costumes for cats?
Facebook really needs to add a bikini picture profile tab for girls, it would really save me countless amounts of time!
I forget the details, but I'm told that I drunkenly stalked him around floor yelling obscure Jewish laws at him
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It's not my theme song, it's my blowjob song. There's a difference.
I really need to get laid. I'm telling at least 10 girls that I love them tonight.
Odds are at least 1 out of those 10 girls will be as crazy as you and will be into it.
I am more familiar with your toilet than I ever want to be with any appliance
Just saw a man downtown with a cat just riding on his shoulder like a furry parrot. He may be homeless, but I think he's your soul mate.
We were in the middle of a serious discussion about social justice and he pulled sequins out of his teeth and kept talking like nothing had happened.
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He added me to his contacts as 'boot and rally'...have you ever been more proud to be related to me?
I can't wait to tell mom.
I just sent an "I'm sorry I forged a prescription in your name" email. It was one of the more awkward things I've done this week.
My balls are resting on a block of frozen cheese in a sealed bag
You should just skip the small talk from now on and instead say something like "You need to come slay the dragon, be here in 15?"
Told a guy at the bar I was hurricane evacuees with no place to stay. Just woke up at his place. God bless Florence
Also, I'm not that drunk, but I'm thinking of pulling the blinds all the way up and casting some porn up onto the living room TV to establish dominance over our neighbors.
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