I have demons in me.
so the guy who showed me the apt today is now texting me and asking me out for drinks...he's at least 20 yrs oldr than me and highlights his hair, but part of me is wondering how low i can talk him down in rent during sex? wrong?
Maybe he just has a boisterous penis
I bought the tickets, he brought the weed. thanks to you, we had to roll a joint out of my bible paper.
I just watched 2 blind guys walk into each other head on in providence. It pays to pregame in your car.
I went to class with the sex aroma on me. The hot sun doesn't help much.
She keeps referring to it as an "us" Either she is seriously mistaken on what fuck buddies are or she learned another meaning of the word "us"
The twins are whispering in turkish together. I think I did something bad last night.
If you try to operate on me with a Bic pen and vodka, I'm never talking to you again
Yes he was puking but in the only light of the whole parking lot and he was resting in the patch of clovers and he just was a garden fairy
and it seems i've caught your masturbating bug. thanks.
Because i love you. And people show love by not letting their friends shit themselves.
Please tell me how I go from a guy with a coke problem to a cop. My own life doesn't even make sense to me anymore
Is it bad to have a craving for speed? I feel like my nose is thirsty.
Is it really bad that my last patient offered to fuck my brains out if I gave her IV morphine...and I gave her my phone number and told her when my shift is over?
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