i feel like i'm waiting in line to date brett michaels
even through the webcam i could tell he was aiming for my face/hair
She is my favorite of all the girls you have fucked. Other than me.
Is today national text-a-girl-whose-had-your-dick-in-her-mouth day and I just wasn't aware?? I am getting the most random "just saying hey" texts ever and that's the only common denominator.
apparently i told her i wouldn't press charges if she brought me food.
i was staring at her drunk thinking "shes at least a four"
She wanted to roleplay. Apparently you be snow and i'll be a plow wasn't an option
For only eating leftover pizza for breakfast today, you sure do have a lot to vomit up...
as he was fingering me, all I was thinking about was how lucky his girlfriend is...
I actually had to tell him that sex doesn't replace my Tupperware. Our relationship has reached a weird level.
I quit life. I got pulled over on my way to work and they towed my car and dropped me off at work in a cop car
Going to dump some dried Xanax powder into some Mac and cheese. Can't think of a better way to avoid tasting it.
He's got the most well kempt beard I've ever seen and I need it between my thighs is basically what I'm saying
ok but bondage is pretty much my easy mode
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
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