Will you take my knitting needle, stick it far up my nose, reach in my frontal lobe and give it a few swirls?
Lol i'z typing this with my 962 nose
962=my?
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the choice between paying your electricity bill and getting herpes medicine is a tough one.
i just ate an entire onion plain. all alone. i have never felt more single in my life
Uh, also, Rob told me he felt bad for choking you.
At what point did we decide It was a good idea t have a wheelbarrow race in the parking lot?
Just come here and visit. Enjoy the deliciousness of me being legal. Just don't think, and come here right meow. meow meow meow.
Someone is in my phone as "fireball girl" and keeps texting me. How do I go about finding out who it is?
Don't masturbate while listening to Pandora. Just came during a buffalo wild wings commercial and I feel really weird about it.
In another note. Thanks for making me get a vibrator. For real.
I support your vibrator fueled lifestyle.
We were making out on the floor and his 13 year old beagle crawled in between us & just sat there...I got cockblocked by an ancient beagle named Bubba
But what if there are 6 people and they end up just pairing the off into 3 couples. Is it still an orgy?
We made out in front of everyone INCLUDING his girlfriend. And no one saw. THAT DRUNK!
I tried saying sorry but instead I puked down her shirt and tried to clean it up... Now I have a bruise on my forehead. good news, before she left she wrote her number on my stomach with sharpie
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