I seriously wish I was FB friends with her
But never have I ever had sex with a dirty talker before, so it was something else, to say the least. I signed up to get laid, not play Penthouse Mad Libs.
I have so many mobile devices now, I only use my laptop for porn.
it feels like theres a golf ball between my legs. the sex was totally worth it tho.
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doctor said mango vodka does not count as my daily servings of fruit. damn.
don't ever try to run hungover. just puked mid-run in front of an old couple that were going for a walk. they were horrified.
My hispanic family watching the world cup is getting too intense for me. a lit candle was just thrown at me because i walked by the tv.
I think I've hugged the toilet more times than I've hugged my own family members.
Is it possible to dent your eyeball? And how do you "accidentally" go cosmic bowling?
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Great night. I'm in the middle of explaining to her how the stock market works and she just rips my pants off and starts blowing me. Nerdiest blowjob ever.
The ketchup exploded, and totally splooged his face and the wall. You could see the outline of his head in the wall splatter.
He showed up to a booty call with 2 tea bags, but no condom...
I mean really am I setting up a snapchat when I'm 40 so I can send nudes to my 23 yr old bf? yes, yes I am. Where is my life heading.
I feel like I might be the only person I know who eats bundles of radishes in-between orgasms from their vibrator.
its the 14th virginity that counts the most anayways
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