clay aiken is like melissa ehteridge without the guitar.
sometimes i shoot so far i amaze even myself.
Random question, how's your gag reflex these days
i saw the 3rd guy i ever had sex with last night and kept calling him #3
Dude I gave him a bj because he was upset about the NFL draft, if that doesn't lock it down, i don't know what does
best googles of the semester: toe fucking, purpose of two nostrils, human tail. with pictures
every time I see Anne Hathaway all I can think is "my cousin fucked a guy who fucked her" and it makes me proud.... so I want to say thank you for being that cousin.
I mean two cocks this time. Trust me, I'm not gonna pull the same stunts as last time in this situation
You know I found it really difficult to find a full lenght picture for the egg donor site where I wasn't holding any alcohol...
Also, I'm going to TRY and be casual this weekend, but really, we need to be serious about equally dividing our time between party and bullshit.
I'm not gonna get my cat high anymore because what if he has a heart attack. I don't want to be responsible for that shit
You don't realize how cold it really is...I poured my bong out the second floor window and icicles hit the ground.
I'm still laying in bed cuz I don't feel like adulting yet
I still blew him because I won't let allergies keep me from doing what I want. But I almost suffocated like 10 times.
The kid with the ed hardy shirt put a bunch of random shit in the washer and turned it on. example: a hanger, the movie Chocolate with Johnny Depp, and your mom's cat
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