Best walk of shame ever - Brown Hennesy shirt, bright blue overly large basketball shorts, stilettos from night before - ended up buying a ton of 40's and a 30 pack of coors.
Where are you?
A place I should not be.
i've counted 4 condom wrappers but only 3 condoms. not again.
she looks like luggage that fell from a plane
She was walking with the authority that 2 beers gave to a light weight.
just shaved my legs at the gas station bathroom before going to the club. is that too ghetto?
10 dollar pizza all the toppings you want. Wait Until You See This Pizza
I have a plus one for the Blackout Express, should I pen in your name?
Drank a fosters this weekend and last weekend. Listening to down under 5 times a day. Spent 100 dollars on a sleeveless men at work shirt circa 1983. We don't leave for another 5 weeks. I call it pregaming.
Like do you realize his dealer came out with a gun and we laughed like it was all just fun and games...
He stopped mid-sex to read the subtitles on a Korean movie we had playing in the background.
DRAW HIM A PICTURE OF SOME FUCING AWESOME THING. LIKE A UNICORN OR SOME SHIT. FANTASTIC.
He's beautiful. His facial hair makes me wanna cum in it
Ew, no. But yeah I feel the same
His fucking flight got canceled because the president stopped at the airport he was flying out of... Fuckin Obama literally just cock blocked me
Skipping class. Wanna Drink now?
yea. just give me 15 min to write a paper.
I know it's New Year's Eve but if you're going to have a bunch of chicks playing strip go fish in our apartment I need a heads up.
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