what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
this is the 21st century. you drunk fuck him and then go on a date.
That fucking fat Asian kid that NOBODY invited is stuck in the dryer again
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There are beer cans & oyster shells along the side of the road. I belong here
You should never talk to him again. Unless its you knocking on the door and punching his dick.
I never thought the first time a taser would be used on me would be at an applebees
How's your threesome situation going?
Optimistic
I blew him while he was standing up and he drooled on my head
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Watching him and my sister argue over a rum and coke about who's going to chop the coffee table in half with a hatchet...
At this point, just throw that mattresses away. Or bronze it and display it as a testament to your shame. either is good.
You fucked that MILF against my car!
How would you know?
She scratched her name into my window with her bigass wedding ring. btw she wants you to call her
There's not really an emoticon that says "I'm sorry I honked your boobs, and that you weren't a fan of that."
it's like he didn't even know what a vagina was
we were waffle house and a lady told me her imaginary friend was sitting in the chair next to her. i don't feel so trashy now.
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