Mel Gibson is dating a 24 year old
You're not Mel Gibson and I'm not 24.
We went to the police station completely hammered looking for you. Don't tell me I'm not a good friend.
my coke dealer is running a Black Friday special
im not even sure if i fucked her just woke up in her closet.
Im calling him
was mistake calling. If you drunk dial someone you deserve to choke on a tubesock. Take the advice. Always remember
I think cutting a patient out of a owl costume is a first for those guys. It's a good story at least.
Next time you see his dad you should let him know you are now Eskimo brothers.
I have a third degree burn on my inner thigh from the blunt dropping on me in the car
Captain America stopped by our tailgate. He ate a taco.
Don't have sex in a tent there are so many opportunities for infections
I just tinder matched with a blue angels pilot. I need to make out with him. For America.
Our sex from this weekend should be engraved into a plaque or commemorated somehow. It was fucking amazing.
He took home that trashy slut from Bama but a NFL Lineman was just in my DMs so... who’s the real winner here
Me and my dad hot boxed a hotel bathroom... That's what I call father son bonding
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
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