think im gonna go get a six pack before class and sit in the back of the room...
and im sitting here waiting for them to work on my car. in a room full of men. that are too old for me. its like a sausage fest nightmare...
So he said if we had sex he'd take me to Build A Bear. My virginity is so worth a trip to build a bear.
You're 20.
IT'S BUILD A BEAR!
Got to see someone fall down the stairs while holding hot coffee and a folder full of papers. Best Monday ever.
You weren't a difficult drunk to take care of. I just had to stop you from plunging the toilet once or twice.
I started singing the national anthem on a train in London. Happy 4th of July assholes
My head is pounding and I need an ice pack for my vag. Successful friendsgiving!
I just used a beer funnel to put gas in my car
Red flag bro. Her only friends are barflys and a teen with a fake ID
You're dick is like the main character. It needs its own picture.
I just farted so loud someone came to check on me. Thought something fell in my office.
I'm twenty nine years old, now is not the time to start trying new drugs. I need a hedge fund...not another drug-induced hangover.
He isn't understanding any of my Fetty Wap references. He may not be a keeper after all.
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
My roommate has a sixth sense about my jerking off and walks in EVERY. SINGLE. TIME.
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