i really like this girl i slept with last night
you ask her out again?
yeah but she said she is busy next weekend getting married
Beverly Hills, 90210. Cleveland Browns, 0.
So he told me he didn't have a condom, paused, and then said "so, pulling out" and tried to high five me.
I'm pretty sure we put the facepaint on during whippets
i'm pregaming while finishing a paper on cardio myocyte contractility in mice. i'm kicking finals week's ass right now
the head trauma was worth the blowjob.
He told me he deactivated his facebook because his girlfriend caught him wackin it to my profile picture.
10 points to you
Cocaine can totally be concealed as MAC finishing powder. Drug dealer creds just went up 120 percent
Is drinking before noon still a bad idea if you invent an amazing cocktail?
I have more sex toys than shoes - HOW AM I SINGLE?!?!?
No I need this job. I actually contemplated buying a vibrator with my dad's credit card the other night.
Let us rub each other in fish scales and become mermaids
Well, she chose the fuckboy life or the life chose her. Not sure which one but either way I don't need that negativity in my life.
What even was the context for that. All I have written down is "I would vote for President SnakeJaw."
i still cant feel my toes or walk straight...its been 2 days.
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