That shit is worth it...they got medicine for that now a days
I can now tell my grandchildren Central Park has really great spots for quickies...
Damn, it's been so long since I had sex I could use the cobwebs from my vagina to decorate for Halloween.
I'm in the "I'd rather have Carbs than Dick phase" part of my Life right now. YOU tell me how much Skinny Sex I'm having.
But life is now good. Well, not good, good would be not wearing the penis hat with the extended family of the boy I just cheated on, but as good as it's going to get today
For once I want to have sex without having to google the after effects of it.
I feel like I was eaten by a coyote, then shit over a cliff...
Please root for the ravens. I now have oral sex riding on this and it's been sooooo long
Do you hit a new low in life when you have to carry around a puke bag in your purse when you're hungover?
I just want to nap and funnel a bottle of wine in a cute dress
I'm only fucking women born in the 90s this summer
Drunk him got in a fight with his wife he literally bought a plane ticket and flew to Hawaii. He just called me and asked why I let it happen. From Hawaii hahaha.
You don't know the capacity of my vagina
Annoying and petty is the name of the game and I'm the MVP.
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
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