My balls are about to become a huge part of your mouth's life
I cannot convey how much I really do love Chris Hansen. FYI: he is the JC Chasez of my adult years.
Found a joint walking to class. I feel like the environment is rewarding me for being green.
Not even the dog will look at me anymore.
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my mom used to put diet coke in my bottle. i can pretty much handle anything.
The bartender just started bringing me gin and tonic in a pint glass to save himself trips...
By the way, i got bored and just started putting my balls on every object in your room. One at a time.
I rode on his Vespa around Florence and fucked him in an empty train. It was like a way sluttier version of Lizzy McGuire
We convinced the Dj to let us play musical chairs...... I won by the way.
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This guy is walking around with a deer head on. Honestly what the fuck
Why are you there anyways?
Pickin up ball pit balls from craigslist
Dude random question. Where you with me when the vulture got electrocuted from the power lines and fell on the sidewalk in front of us?
I did all i could do but i woke up smelling like cigars and theres salsa all over my face
He woke me up because I was snoring and went for a second round. First time I'm happy that I snore
I cannot handle Xanax... I just turned my computer on and I googled how to work YouTube
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