I hate your face
just by requesting 'I think we're alone now', not only did you achieve emptying the bar, but you also rubbed it in the owners face.
she looked like the before picture.
I wanna get FUCKED up and fail the piss test at my eval so they send me to detox and give me suboxone... Is that bad?
nutella sex= disaster
my ex just saw me in his brothers bed. fuck yes revenge feels good
she's crying while babbling "all i do is win"
I think I saw maybe 3 ugly girls the entire time we were there
Yea its like that frat house was built to keep fat chicks out of parties
No no don't get confused. We do chemistry homework on Thursdays. We screw on Fridays. Other than that, Words With Friends is our only communication five days a week. We are NOT dating.
I can't believe you're asking me to think of a sincere, creative way to apologize to your penis at 2 am.
Annnnd I didn't even notice there is a guy dancing in a jock strap beside me. That explains girls smiling at me
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
And all i could do was bury the part of me that felt guilty for cradle robbing and put on my dick swallowing bib.
Can you hurry up? Jamie just challenged my ex boyfriend to a duel and someone honest to God handed her a sword?
She didn't have her own?
He fucked me while wearing a unicorn horn. I think I have found the one...
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