just took a sink shower in Arbys bathroom
I can't make any promises. I've tried my best to stay celibate. But if a guys on top of me, Im gonna tell him to stick it in.
i'm as serious about my hair as jesse from full house.
that is uncle jesse to you, show some respect.
he opened the microwave and beer cans poured out
He scored a 8.5/10 on that girls powerpoint. Of course I slept with him
I wonder what my nutrition professor is going to think when I have to put 21 keystone lights, a bottle of merlot wine, and 5 rum and cokes and 4 shots of tequila on my dietary analysis
If I don't have carpet burn in the morning you aren't trying hard enough.
Having my alarm go off at 3:30 makes me wanna rip my dick off and shove it through my eye socket
I HOPE YOU ENJOY THIS VDIEPO BECAUSE I AMS ENDIONG A LOKT OF EFFORT RECORIDNG IT
I ONLY PARTIALLY KNOW WHAT YOU SAID. BUT I THINK I WILL LIKE IT.
I effort
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
We had a threesome and he gave us bottle rockets and a lamp for our apartment
I stopped his blowjob to raise 3 fingers & whistle the hunger games tune to the people walking past the window
Just once I'd like to go out and not have to tell you to put your pants back on.
I don't want to inconvenience you with my dick\n\n
No dude 10 parakeets in your bedroom is 9 parakeets too many. Bring them back. Today!
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