It took him longer to undo my bra than he lasted..
meow
WTF. STOP SENDING ME ANIMAL NOISES. ITS FUCKING WEIRD.
I just did something awful... i just had to tell someone... i just used my brothers electric face cleaner as a vibrator
I was passed out on the couch, she literally cut my boxers off with a 8" chef's knife and had her way with me.
I'm kind of concerned that there are now two different videos of me with knives
Well I squeegeed the puke off your arm at the gas station
Yes, he made a MIX CD for our booty call...
We have started to decorate penises.
I need you to know that everytime my toddler does the downward facing dog in the nude I think about the night you and your dude fell in love.
There is a direct correlation between gooch size and male fertility. Science.
His legs actually look hot in that dress. He might even make a better girl than Josh
There are some things you can ever unsee. And walking in on your dad jerking off is one of those things.
If I had a dick, I'd stick it in some Oreo pancakes
Not as great as when your drunk mom grabbed my junk, but better than when your sober grandma sacktapped me and grabbed my butt.
I got copblocked.
What?
Cockblocked. By a cop. Copblocked.
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