it hasn't hit me that college is over yet. so far at home, i haven't brushed my teeth, taken off my makeup, or changed clothes before bed.
Don't be a dummy cum on the tummy. Make her a slut, and cum in her butt. Have no fear, jizz in her ear. Don't be a noob, cum on her boob. Forget her rack, blow on her back. Just take off your coat and jizz in her throat. And if she seals off her holes, cum in her rolls
is that a poem?!
Ok Hollywood, I get it. Megan Fox is hot. Now she is in a movie where she is so hot that dudes just fucking die. Great.
I can only be a whore so many days outta the week.
Samesies
So Delta doesn't take cash. I used my card to buy a drink and asked the attendant if she could leave it open.
Just had a flash back. Pretty sure i ate toilet paper last night.
Im positive, your name was on my abdomen, Im pretty sure thats solid evidence
You are number one in my heart. But in the dick Olympics you're disqualified.
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
Do u feel more socially accepted since someone else made up their girlfriend too?
I need you there. I need someone to glance at when other people inevitably annoy me.
I know you've been in hospital with meningitis, but last night I walked into a streetlight and bruised my penis so who's really suffering here
His life is a porno. He snapped me while banging a girl in the back of the ambulance.
He's making me do the dishes for the next month and half because I shit in the bath tub...
She needs to move out. Her mom interferes with my penis being touched
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