Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
guess they didn't have any donuts in her size.
He kept telling me how extraordinarily clean my ears were.
Found crayons in my cigarette pack. I can't help but feel you may be responcible.
So I've gone into the break room to heat up a styrofoam cup 8 times over the course of 4 hours.. that desperate to see him. Now I have a broken heart AND cancer.
i promise the blood crusted on your tits is from him motorboating you after he tripped into the pool stick. nothing else.
dude I just got a noise complaint from my apartment people for loud sexual activities. I'm framing this for sure
How do I tell my Dad that in the picture he has of me and my brother as the background of his phone we were both rolling face on ecstasy?
I just took a shower and found half a cookie melted under my boob. Please tell me there's a reason
So it's national ass day?! I love October. No bra last Saturday and now ass day. This is my month. God is dedicating this October to me!
From what I heard you ordered him to lick your balls. Unless you've kept a huge secret I understand his confusion.
She's the queen of dating. She managed to get a date with a guy who saw her puke five times in two hours.
The twitch Bob Ross stream is the happiest little hangover cure ever.
I just spent 30 minutes plucking my 2 month grown out pubes with tweezers so I’m hope your night is going better than mine
Just cuz u chase vodka with sweet tea doesn't make it sweet tea vodka
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