why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
honestly, who buys weed with an unemployment check?
you.
oh yeah. preciate
Doing final review now. Then epic shit. Then going to take it. Should start it be 1030. Done by 2. Drunk by 3. Hammered by 4. Blacked out by 5. Streaking by 6. Jail sometime after that
This fat girl in front of me just got on the bus to go 2 blocks. Do you think she ever wonders why shes fat?
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Thanks for stealing lime trees for me at 4:00 am. We're well on our way to having sustainable supplies for mojitos this summer.
Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
when a girl feels in her heart, the way she feels in her vagina, anything is possible.
There's a hand-carved wooden bong in my backpack, and i really wish i could remember last night now.
Like my mouth was on his pelvis connected to his balls that's how far it was
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did she really put a helmet on, try to make a hole in the wall then pass out on the floor ten minutes later? if thats true ill be there in 15
I don't think you understand. Its the best fauxhawk you've ever seen. I look like a gay dinosaur.
That's the most beautiful thing I've ever heard. Can I call you littlefoot?
while he was teaching, every time he said "wet" he would look at me, that's what you get for sleeping with the professor's assistant
Did we seriously just get into a fist fight over kit kats?
Sex followed by chicken and waffles... Hands down my favorite morning plans. Count me in.
How are you supposed to wish the guy you send nudes to good luck for the first day of his new job??
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