ive been sending my husband naked pics of my whole body from my phone..its a work phone. do you think our boss can see? if so, im either getting fired, or a raise.
I'm just sayin. Is it sad that I spent my last dollar on a hamburger just to get a paper bag to huff out of?
Its like the long john silvers of colleges, I wouldnt even go there to use the bathroom
Dude, I just spun my iPhone on my boner without it falling off. I belong in cirque du soleil.
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Dont judge me. Him and his friends got me drunk for free, the least i could do was suck his dick
obviously he has no clue about college dating. it goes drunken sex then the 1st date
It was all cool until he grabbed my vag and started screaming: THIS IS MINE.
My parents called me out on catching us walking home from the bar in a swimming motion because "it was too windy to walk" home...
You put your name in his phone but not your number then screamed "Open the door!" and jumped out of the car
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Carving a pumpkin in a gay bar at 2am. How did my life get to be this way.
Can I also remind you that we insisted on touching his mustache?
Well of course I remember it took up like 20 minutes of my night.
When I die, I want you to spread my ashes at a Cracker Barrel.
Listen, if I miss the flight to Vegas because she's still rimming my ass, it will have been worth it.
Hypothetically - think of it as Schrodinger's blow-job.
I was trying to sext but got a notification that my dad and professor both commented on my Facebook photo. Bad timing.
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