I'm not saying he was bad at sex, but I'm pretty sure I anti-climaxed.
FYI-Owning a kitty significantly lowers your chances of ever seeing mine...
Also thongs make me have to fart a lot.
i just threw up in a potted plant at home depot
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what if cement was really a rainbow color they just secretly paint it grey so as not to distract drivers
are you high?
my ass has officially been on the floor of every fraternity on this campus
and who said we didn't have goals?
Now you know for the next time you go in the basement to wear a helmet
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
Just sent my cousin to buy me a new bra cause mine is zip tied to a bar in the middle of nowhere Iowa
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This feeling I'm having... is it love or a combination of alcoholism and unprotected rough sex
I texted him a series of texts in which the first letters of each text spelled out "WE SHOULD HAVE SEX". If that's not dedication to the dick, I don't know what is
I have not brushed my hair. I'm wearing a yoga hoodie. I look like I slept in a gutter somewhere. Today is going to be a good day.
Ethically, this is the worst thing I've ever done. Financially, however...
Yeah apparently i called the bartender a "fucking prison warden" after she took my keys and called me a cab
We had an argument over whether or not she had super strength. She settled it by dragging me to the bed room and throwing me on the bed. Then forcefully fucking me. She won the argument.
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