I need a man. I think Im going to put myself on Craigs list since they caught the killer and all.
Do it and if you add naked pictures youll get an instant reply
Probably, but last night was a special kind of drunk. It was a "let's see how drunk I can get without killing myself" drunk.
I would give away a ton of these clothes but I doubt there are any homeless people who dress as slutty as me
Having sex with her is like doing taxes, Happens once a year and I usually end up paying.
6 other girls and I took an ice cream truck to the bar when we couldn't get a cab. Best birthday ever.
i just successfully used the word "hymen" in a paper...welcome to senior seminar in lit.
So fucked up. Can't tell if I'm starving or about to puke. Playing it safe and eating froot loops. Tasty in, colorful out.
I'm not sure if it was sex or spear fishing. He goes in for it like he's crash landing a rocket
She said just put your tongue in there and don't linger. I have other things to do.
she fascinated with the iron the back of the toilet seat. she made me sit in the bathroom with her for a solid 10 minutes while she just stared and laughed at it
Why i have shady connections. Owner just txt me asking to come by and judge the new stripper.
What are your thoughts toward getting nasty in a minivan?
yeah, never be friends with someone with shitty eyebrows.. they obviously already make poor life choices
Played never have I ever with high schoolers today. Needless to say they brought up threesomes so I had to make a judgement call and decided to not put my finger down
On your day off do you wanna get wine drunk and take a few episodes of Jerry Springer way too seriously with me?
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